Some of the Letters below may have a satirical, or comical aspect to them, but aside from that their nature and meaning is very serious. There are far too many people who have become tools that are being used for the slow and steady dismantling of our entire way of life. They are not our enemy though, they too are the victims of this most evil type of magic. We all must recognize this save them, and in doing so we also save ourselves. How you ask… that's simple, we do it by creating new better versions of the things that they are destroying.
Feel free to add your own prayers to the Wise Wanderer in the comments below. They can be serious, comical, or pure satire with a kernel of truth. As long as there is something real and relevant to them, in our next Video we will share them, and give our input.
That being said, let's get to the letters.
We Need Magic.
A prayer from 09/27/2018
Dear Odin, The trolls have taken over again. These are not exactly the same trolls you may be used to. Some of them are living under bridges, and underground still, but their caves are called basements, and they tend to be under the homes of an elder family member. Their reign of terror is enacted using a small magical black mirror that the public call “Obama Phones.” Using them they make magical image items called memes. These memes have the power to influence people in a way that spoken spells never could. Can you please send us a meme lord of our own, we probably only need one. If it ever came down to the meme lord, and trolls engaging in a physical battle, the trolls wouldn't stand a chance. Firstly because their faces can't be exposed to sunlight. They seem to have to hide them with hoods and masks. Also, they eat lots of something called “soy” as food, and this leaves them frail and weak. Fortunately most trolls can be defeated using their own magic against them, rather than in physical battle. I heard a man in public say that thousands of trolls heads exploded when they saw what is referred to as “a based meme.” We ask you Wise One, to send us a Practiced Meme Master. We will build an army and they will train and practice his art once he arrives..
Hail the Aesir.
The Family Structure Is Being Shattered.
A prayer from 10/10/2020
Dear Odin, There seems to be some type of sorcery that is causing families to split apart. It seems that these spells can most effectively be cast by powerful wizards, and witches who are called “news anchors.” Im not quite sure how it works, but they can say simple little things like “safe and effective,” and “Joes Sharp” over and over a few times, and suddenly half of the population begins chanting them also. This magic is so powerful now, that entire families have been torn apart after one of them starts to chant the wizards words. It feels like Loki has a hand in this treacherous plot.
We know that it is the wizards and witches causing this because there are entire towns and villages out there who are not exposed to their chanting, and these people's remain completely unaffected. Their fathers, and mothers both still live together at home with their children. Their traditions and values all still seem to remain intact, and the communities still work together in these places. Their advantage seems to come from a lack of these pocket sized scrying devices that are called “smart phones” and larger ones that are kept in the home called “television.” Without them the wizards and witches seem to have no power over the people.
Please help us defeat Loki and his council of Wizards and Witches. Especially the ones known as Wizards of the Coast, as they have the ability to destroy entire legacies, and are slandering the good name of Baldur.
When forced to engage in spiritual warfare on a daily basis, it takes a great toll on us. We can't let them wear us down though, because once they have, the battle is lost. Call it what you will, the name matters not, a culture war, spiritual warfare, or just programming
Where Has Normal Gone ?
Dear Odin, In my 40+ years of life I have never been a big fan of “normal” living. It just seemed far too ordinary and bland. Something has changed however, and now that there is no more normal as far as our societal standards are concerned, it is greatly missed. The fact that we have gotten so far from nature may be the cause, at least that is how I see it. We need you to help us, and return us to a state of simpler times.
It feels like if we were just living in smaller communities, where the people knew their neighbors names, then much of this insanity would fade off into obscurity. Is there a way for us to keep the good technology, and medical advancements, while still bringing us closer back to our natural way of living? If not then we will just have to live with the options that you and the Nornes offer us. If you offer us any type of solution, we will work hard for it, and accept it graciously.
J. Ash Odinsson
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