Isn’t it obvious that it gives you a limp dick and asshole cancer? I’m just out here looking out for people’s dicks and assholes! That should be really exciting for everyone—after all, as far as I know, most people are pretty enthusiastic about dicks and assholes, for that matter.
Woah, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think that everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you’ve got your assholes, Chuck, and all the assholes want to do is shit all over everything. So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn’t fuck assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
Have fun with your choices, but just so you know, eating animals can lead to having 13% less penis girth and an increased risk of cancer and heart disease. I’ll make sure to be there when you’re dealing with issues like anal cancer.
Well, if I’m there to support you through your ass cancer journey, I’ll bring the kale chips and a iPhone—gotta make sure I can stream what all that meat did to your asshole! Just remember, I’ll be the one holding the 'Before and After' clips for your future memoir: 'From Steak to Sore!
What a great article and I couldn't agree more. Leave people alone, let them live their lives. Libe and let live is a new concept for a lot of people but I hope they realize that tou don't have to be clones of each other to get along.
I'm one of those Christians that detested the Satanic Panic. I had a long discussion with my preacher about why D&D wasn't Satanic. I even pulled out my Character sheet and pointed to the Cross and religion my templar had chosen.
I'm one of those "Hey, you do you, and I'll leave you alone." However, that attitude goes away when you try to change my kid without letting me have any say.
I wholly agree with the need for a serious discussion, between the faiths of our nation. As pagans we are no longer just a handful of practicioners, we number in the millions.
Great article & very well said!
Don’t eat animals
But why ?
Isn’t it obvious that it gives you a limp dick and asshole cancer? I’m just out here looking out for people’s dicks and assholes! That should be really exciting for everyone—after all, as far as I know, most people are pretty enthusiastic about dicks and assholes, for that matter.
You're a little hung up on our body parts. Are you alright?
Woah, being a dick ain't so bad. See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think that everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you’ve got your assholes, Chuck, and all the assholes want to do is shit all over everything. So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and if they didn’t fuck assholes, you know what you’d get? You’d get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
Not exactly all that impressive, what you're coming in here with.
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The eating of animals will continue for me.
You do you, though.
Have fun with your choices, but just so you know, eating animals can lead to having 13% less penis girth and an increased risk of cancer and heart disease. I’ll make sure to be there when you’re dealing with issues like anal cancer.
Did you just say you want to be there to see his ass hole, when it has been addled with ass cancer?
That's pretty fucked up.
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Well, if I’m there to support you through your ass cancer journey, I’ll bring the kale chips and a iPhone—gotta make sure I can stream what all that meat did to your asshole! Just remember, I’ll be the one holding the 'Before and After' clips for your future memoir: 'From Steak to Sore!
Yeah ...uh huh
I'm sharing this with others.
Thanks, I truly appreciate it.
What a great article and I couldn't agree more. Leave people alone, let them live their lives. Libe and let live is a new concept for a lot of people but I hope they realize that tou don't have to be clones of each other to get along.
Great article, brother.
I'm one of those Christians that detested the Satanic Panic. I had a long discussion with my preacher about why D&D wasn't Satanic. I even pulled out my Character sheet and pointed to the Cross and religion my templar had chosen.
I'm one of those "Hey, you do you, and I'll leave you alone." However, that attitude goes away when you try to change my kid without letting me have any say.
Amazing article Raven.
I wholly agree with the need for a serious discussion, between the faiths of our nation. As pagans we are no longer just a handful of practicioners, we number in the millions.
Maybe, just maybe the time to talk has come